“Jesh one morsh drinksh,” Sergeant raises his empty glass to Edgar.
“No, Sergeant. You are starting to sound like T-Roll and that is not a good thing,” Edgar takes the empty glass from Sergeant. “You would be better off with a cheeseburger and then a hot shower.”
“T-Roll, pshah! How could that character have a perfect match and not me??” Sergeant sobs. “Berry is insane. He’s as crazy as a bedbug, and he has a perfect match!!”
“Sergeant, there are only ten women here. There are millions in the world. Just because you don’t have a match in this abode does not mean that you don’t have a match in the real world.”
Edgar pulls his friend to his feet, “Sergeant, listen to me. You do have a perfect match! Besides Colleen, of course. There is a woman out there for you. She’s just not in this house.”
”What if Scot were to accidentally drown in the pool??”” Sergeant perks up a bit at that thought.
“Stop! You are speaking madness! You wish Scot no ill will. That is not your nature. It is the nectar talking. Let’s go get you that cheeseburger.”
Yannik: *wispering to the cameraman* "I think the rather needs a snickers."
*Victoria walks by the room of Brianna and sees that the door is open and nobody is in it* "Its time for payback, you black barbie B*****!"
*she sneaks in and investigates the whole room*
*sees the cupboard where Brianna’s clothes are in*
*searches and sees a silk black/violet dress*
Victoria: "Oh la la! Apparently this girl has got the taste. This is the nicest dress I've ever seen. But a person like Brianna doesn't deserve to have fancy things."
Brianna: "Our first confirmed match, and its Scot and Colleen! I'm sooo happy for them, they really are a perfect match. And I'm really happy for Scot. Even though he was like the girls magnet at university, he had a hard time keeping girlfriends. I really hope for him that he has more luck with Colleen, she is a really nice girl and I think we bonded here a little bit. I mean, we kinda have to stick together against Victoria. Normally I don't make fun of others, but honestly it felt good to rub the facts into her plastic face. Its even worth the violence she used on me, which was like cat paws. I mean come on, already heard of power training once? Anyway, I can't wait for the next challenge."
Colleen: "Thank you, I really hope that it will work. But now you have to show me the dress you told me you wore at your first date with Scots Brother."
Colleen: "Yeah, this girl is way out of control."
Brianna: "Oh f***!! F*** no!"
Colleen: "What is it?"
Colleen: "That's unfortunate, but calm down. I mean what is so important on a dress that you wore back on a date with your ex?"
Colleen: "Oh no. I'm so sorry. Don't worry, we will find this dress."
Victoria: *wearing Brianna’s dress and speaking to Scot* "How do you like my dress, honey. You could get more of this if you go out with me instead of Colleen."
Victoria: "Oh plum!"
Colleen: "Wow, I didn't know you were that thirsty of getting attention."
Victoria: "Who the f*** cares, at least I know that we share the disgrace for one another!"
I also didn't get a partner this week, but it's okay. I'm used to it. Hehe. Well....I've only dated like 3 people in my life. Two of them in high school. And there was this girl in college. But the longest one was only 3 months. Maybe someone here will like me longer than that, despite my awkwardness. Hopefully.
Gerard: So...umm...does anyone want to go to the gym with me? Maybe we can compete to see who can do the most reps or something?
Gerard: Larry?
Gerard is unaware, however, that he had an admirer watching him throughout his whole routine.
The sight of him shirtless in the sauna is her reward after eyeing him secretly for the better part of an hour. And what a treat it is!
The athletic redhead remains unaware throughout the whole time that a spectator is in his midst.
Lilian gazes pink at the hot cold air and beyond, the sky.
Lilian: What a beautiful morning!
She laughs.
Lilian: I'm in a good mood every morning! Although I must admit: This one is something special.
Colleen: Yeah, I guess it is pretty nice.
Lilian: Mmm..........
Colleen: Shall we have a spot of breakfast?
Lilian: Aha! Don't mind if I do!
Lilian: I know, right! I can't believe it! Poor Sergeant! Oh hey! Do you want puffed rice?
Colleen: Oh! Yes please! With sugar!
Lilian: Your wish is my command, naturally.
Colleen: ...
Lilian: ...
The girls break into laughter.
Colleen: What's the matter?
Lilian: I can't find the milk.
Colleen: Hmm?
Colleen: It must be there. We can't eat dry cereal.
Lilian: Hmm..
Colleen: Someone must have used it up. It's all I can think of.
Lilian: There isn't even a jug, though.
Colleen: Huh.
Lilian: It doesn't matter. We can make eggs. They're better without milk, anyway.
Colleen grins.
Colleen: I'll fetch a pan.
Crunch.
Crunch.
Crunch.
Russell stops. The crunching stops.
He does a small jump.
Crunch.
Russell sniffs and steps to the side, onto the grass beside the path. His feet are soundless on the cool foliage.
A small pool of water sleeps on his left. He holds, and turns to look.
Russell coughs. A small milk jug waits patiently by the pool. Jeweled dew drops spark brightly on its gasping surface.
He crosses towards it and deftly grabs it. He holds it up to the light, and squints as its rainbows glare across his face. Small grains of sand sprinkle down from the dry bottom of the jug. Russell's spine clicks as he straightens and stands.
A bird call is heard in the distance.
Russell coughs.
Russell: Sleuthing, I presume?
Colleen glares at him.
Colleen: Yes. You took it.
Russell: ...
There is silence.
Poirot rubs his head on a mass of Russell's hair, trying to get a líck at the lice nesting within. Russell puts up a hand to stop him. He turns to Colleen. She looks back at him, glowering. He holds, and stares, reading her thoughts.
Russell: Oh.
He says, gruffly.
Colleen: ...
Russell: I see how it is.
Russell's fists clench briefly, then release, clicking. He exits the kitchen swiftly, without turning.
Larry: Hey man, are you okay?
Sergeant: Whudduya THInK?? I cAMe HEre loOkinG feR loVE aND tHAt TART jUsT hAS tO gOoo wIth MISHter shAMPoo mODeLl
There is a brief silence as Larry is shown to be visibly uncomfortable at this awkward predicament. Then an idea crosses his mind.
Sergeant: LiSheN to MUSiC?
Larry: Make music! I was just heading to the music room. I'll come up with a tune, and maybe you can pour your heart out and sing whatever's hurting you inside.
Sergeant singing his own words: Ish don’t hash a true lovesh…
Sergeant singing: Ishm all alone….. Ishm all aloneeeee….
He knows that heartbreak is a cruel force that ensnares the wills of a multitude. Sergeant just needs to work through it.
Sergeant: No one careshh about meeeeeeeeshhh…….
*Runs off to find T-Roll* Tim: Hey T-Roll, Wanna be my new sidekick?
T-Roll: Noh thanksh, Me busy. Edgar ish teachings me to write better poemsh.
Tim: Yeah sure, Sounds like a classic. Please will you be my sidekick?
T-Roll: Meh, Me dont wanna, Me will do itsh later. Me ish busy now.
Tim: Come on! Please....
Tim: Pleeeeeeeaaaaaaasssssseeeeeee!!!
T-Roll: Noh.
Tim: Please X1 million!
T-Roll: Eh.
*T-Roll alone* T-Roll: We weres besht friendsh?
Sergeant: Hey Jade! You wantsh a drinksh?
Jade: Sure…
Sergeant: You don’t know?
Jade: Is it because you don’t have a match?
Sergeant: Yeah… How wouldsh you feelsh if someone else takesh your perfect match fromsh you…
Jade: Aww… I’m really sorry about that. But you guys did know there will be a girl with two matches…
Jade: Aww… I know what…?
Sergeant: What?
Jade: Let’s pretend you and I are a perfect match… Will you like that?
Sergeant: Really? We are? I mean we can be….
Jade: Why not… I’m single… You are single… Let’s mingle…. Hehe… let’s see what happens.. Okay?
Sergeant: Dealsh! Letssh drink on it!
Nael: ….
Lavender: Did you loose your voice or maybe you are deaf?
Nael: …
Nael!
Nael: ….
Nael: ….
https://youtu.be/h3Jg92Z2-5Q
Laurey: "LEMON-LIME, BITCH!"
Laurey: "LEMON-LIME, BITCH!"
Victoria: "Seriously, anyone knows a person who'd ever date Russell?"
Laureo: "Ye motheeeeeeeerrr."
The following morning:
Jade: Okay guys and girls we got our next challenge…. It’s not adventurous like the previous one but I’m sure you guys will have fun!Everybody: Yes! Bring it on!
Laureo: Tell me…
Laurey: Nope! I want to take T-Roll on this date!
Laureo: Aww man! You’re not a perfect match with that troll…!
Laurey: Says who?
Laureo: Says Me!
Berry: Aww man I can do this!
Maxwell: Me too… This isn’t so hard…
Victoria: Oh man… I really think I aced this! Just wonder who I’m going to ask on the date…?
Brianna: Aww you wish! I’m sure the other guys got much more points than you…
Victoria: Don’t you start…!
T-roll: But I’m not finish yet!
Lavender: Yes! And I didn’t even started!
Jade: Sorry guys!
Everybody: Jade! Hurry!
Everybody: Jade……!!!!
Andi!
Jade: And the second winner is……
Laurey!
T-Roll: We are?
Jade: That is if he isn’t a winner!
T-Roll: Nah… I didn’t finish…
Jade: Okay the next winner is……
Victoria!
Victoria: Yesssss!!!!! I told you so!
Jade: And the last winner is………..
Russell!
Jade: Aww… Sorry…
Russell: It’s okay if it isn’t too far he will follow me…
Jade: Okay… So… Let’s see who’s going with you… Andi?
Andi: Larry…
Jade: Okay… Laurey who’s your date?
Laurey: T-Roll of coarse!
Laurey: Excited hey!
Jade: Okay Victoria who do you want to take with you on your first date?
Victoria: Mmmm…. I think Larry….
Jade: I’m sorry Larry is already going with Andi…
Victoria: He is?
Andi: Sorry…
Jade: Okay Russell… Your turn to choose a date… Who will it be…
Russell: My best friend Lillian…
Until the next episode!
Excellent! My favorite episode so far.
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